In my perfect world, I could summon soy lattes faster than Harry Potter summons Hedwig, my dad wouldn’t get migraines, and I could take more StoryStudio one-nighters.

Since I’m Jewish, I figure it’s okay to write my wishlist for Santa Claus in May. I’ll leave some rugelach on the mantle.

My perfect playlist of StoryStudio courses would include:

Big Projects (June 8): If a graphic novel chronicling 22 years of being a twin doesn’t qualify as a big project, I need more help than my therapist.

Making Room (July 13): As previously mentioned, I have too many excuses for not writing and not enough practical strategies for setting aside time.

That’s Not Funny (June 29th): Every time I watch Glee I want to write wittier dialogue. Perhaps this course could help?